Mockingbirds (3 print set)
December 13th, 20093 little mockingbirds sitting in a tree…

A new print set featuring 3 mockingbirds talking shit. (get it? MOCK-ing-birds???) Each print comes with an empty text bubble. Let me fill in the blanks, or leave them blank and write in your own Yo Momma snap. Impress your friends! Piss off your friends’ moms!!!
Available in the $HOP
Contact me after ordering and let me know how you want each print to read.
Need a little inspiration?
naughty and nice
December 11th, 2009
Parlor Gallery is having a holiday party and art show tonight featuring works by a ton of artists and every piece is under $500. So be naughty and buy something nice for yourself. (see how I did that?)
In honor of this first holiday together, the Parlor crew has put together a show that is a collection of works by artists that we have worked with throughout the year, family, and friends…And to thank you for your support this year, all the works of art in this show will be under $500
Featuring works by:
jill ricci, porkchop, bradley hoffer, james vance, denis randall, jason mcKittrick, billy chuck, jeff hand, andy pawlan, kenyon b, punchgut, mike egan, nancy tobin, heidi kirkpatrick, joKa, papermonster, jack the ripper, pete pedersen, liz lorini, michael haleta, gris grimly, ragnar, sunny buick, ed fox, carolyn weltman, kristen easthope, angie mason, kristen ferrell, aaron tompkins, martina secondo russo, frank russo, derek gores, kristin tercek, ed mironiuk, steven sultan, kate hiltz, jana crawford, dahlia elsayed, andrew demirjian & more..much, much more!!
December 11th from 7pm-11pm
Parlor gallery
717 cookman ave
(the art bloc of cookman ave)
asbury park, nj 07712
Mish Mash KaBash… BEEEEEEYAAAAAAATCH!!!
November 29th, 2009

Sounds like a good Shel Silverstein poem, but it’s a group show put on by Mather:Kunst (Andenken Gallery affiliation) at Streetlab in Amsterdam.
This Group Exhibition features work from 6 contemporary American artists: Evan Hecox, Rich Jacobs, Kenyon Bajus,
Buff Monster, Amanda Marie and Exploding Dog. Artwork from the exhibit will be available for purchase.The aim is to show how vastly different the perspective of each artist is, whilst visually marking a strange thread that
binds them all in the important web of contemporary culture.In a nut shell, each of these artist’s personal story is a stone in a wide stream of amazing progressive visual art.
After you’re done buying up all my original pieces and prints at the show, stop by Wolf & Pack and buy all my tees and prints there… BEEEYAAAATCH!!!
The Big Payback
November 1st, 2009
The Juxtapoz 15th Anniversary Auction The Big Payback is live online and awaiting your hard earned money. I’ve got a group of work available for one lucky bidder.
Online auction:
http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/juxtapoz/catalog_items
Juxtapoz Auction blog:
http://www.juxtapoz.com/auction/
The good cause:
http://powerhouseproject.com/
Upper Playground Ten Years of T-Shirt Graphics
October 31st, 2009



Upper Playground released a killer new book with t-shirt graphics galore celebrating their 10 years in the business. I got my hands on a copy and was proud to find some of my tees in there and be in such fine company. Pick it up and go back in time with some of the dopest tees from a ton of talented artists. This is one helluva retrospective, so be careful putting it down on your coffee table… it’s a big ‘un!
Available at the Upper Playground store:
https://www.upperplaygroundstore.com/catalog/item/up_10_4778
Juxtapoz 15th Anniversary Art Auction
October 21st, 2009I have a few pieces available in Juxtapoz Magazine’s 15th Anniversary Art Auction. It is for good cause, so even if you don’t like me, you should buy it. I don’t get the money, someone else does.
JUXTAPOZ ART & CULTURE MAGAZINE TURNS 15 AND THROWS CHARITY ART AUCTION AND EVENT IN LOS ANGELES HOSTED BY UPPER PLAYGROUND
All Proceeds from the Event Support Power House Project of Detroit
WHY: Proceeds from “The Big Payback†auction will support the goal of purchasing five homes and employing local Detroit contractors, electricians, plumbers, and carpenters to perform the renovations. Selected artists will also be invited to participate in the remodeling. The event aims to raise the consciousness of both the problems of people disenfranchised by the nation’s economic crisis, as well as encourage a sense of community in the art world and inspire people to effect positive social change in their own communities.
WHO: Juxtapoz Art & Culture Magazine celebrates its 15th anniversary with “The Big Payback,†an online charity art auction and a special event in Los Angeles hosted by Upper Playground. The event benefits the non-profit Power House Project of Detroit.
WHAT: “The Big Payback†auction features original artwork from over 100 national and internationally renowned contemporary artists including: Matthew Barney, Swoon, CR Stecyk III, Robert Williams, Todd Schorr, Estevan Oriol, Mister Cartoon, Shepard Fairey, Doze Green, Todd “Reas†James, Thomas Campbell, Tim Biskup, KR, Big Daddy Roth, WK Interact, Clayton Brothers, Andrew Schoultz, James Jean, Ron English, Craola, David Choe, Mike Giant, Paul Insect, Jeremy Fish, Alex Pardee, Saber, David Ellis, Boogie, D*Face, Cody Hudson, Herbert Baglione.
All proceeds from the auction to be donated to the Power House Project to help purchase and renovate foreclosed and abandoned homes in the Detroit area.
In celebration of the auction and Juxtapoz’s 15th anniversary, Upper Playground will host an exclusive event in Los Angeles on November 14, 2009 to view the featured artwork on display and meet with the contributing artists.
WHEN: Saturday, November 14, 2009 from 7-11 pm
WHERE: The Factory Place Arts Complex, 1308 Factory Place, Los Angeles, CA 90013The Big Payback 15th Anniversary Art Auction artwork will be made available for bidding only online via www.CharityBuzz.com/Auctions/Juxtapoz starting October 28th and ending November 20th, 2009.
Happy bidding.
PS- they have the #1/100 Dark SIde print.
SpongeBob Poop Pants
September 26th, 2009Dog Days of Summer Are Done
September 19th, 2009Summer is gone. It’s getting colder. But one good thing about the cooler weather is that the dog shit doesn’t smell as badly. Especially when I get it on my shoes.
I took this photo one hot summer afternoon in the backyard. Those flies are really digging in and it only took them just a few seconds to hone in and find that turd…
Check out the little guy waiting to get in on the action like a hyena. Look at the upper left corner of the first photo. He’s just a wee little guy.
Nice Shitter
September 9th, 2009Ted’s Dead
August 26th, 2009Selector! Presents…
August 21st, 2009
My left coast friend John, who just happens to run Typographical and Selector! dropped a nice reggae mix on me via email some bit ago. Try it, you’ll like it
The Never NeverEnding Story
August 9th, 2009Michael Jackson playing make believe in his Neverland Ranch riding Falkor from the NeverEnding Story with Tinker Bell from Neverland flying by his side… This is The Never NeverEnding Story.
Add to cart and “don’t stop ’til you get enough!”
http://www.kenyonb.com/buy.php#nevernever






















