I crack myself up. No, seriously, I do.

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Thanks to the folks at the Thrillist Philly edition for putting me in the spotlight again.

Just like digging into a grapefruit and getting a squirt in the eye, The Citrus Report is serving up yours truly on the front page of the web site like EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT. Go read it and check a few new drawings I’ve been jerking working on…

C-3PO cheating on Artoo? Oh my!

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I got the tree on my mirror so my car won’t smell…

Permanently ingrained  in my brain Beastie Boys lyrics that I cannot help but repeat in my head every-single-time I see one of those little trees hanging from someone’s car mirror, or in stores, or anywhere for that matter… OCD, yeah you know me.

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All I think about is kees and gees, imagine that, me working at Mickey Deez…

Classic Ice-T lyrics from the song that was used on the soundtrack to the classic flick New Jack City. Classic… and I think I am the only one who finds it funny.

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check the Artsprojekt.com shop to see VOMIT on all sorts of stuff.

Sean Connery from Finding Forrester, Dog the Bounty Hunter and Snoop Dog… sup dog?!!

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It took me a while to embrace the print on-demand products of Artsprojekt.com… but I can dig it now.

I like all the stuff that makes limited edition prints and tees extra unique and special in that “I have this and it sold out and you can never have one” kind of way… But given the fact that most of my work only appeals to only a select few, Artsprojekt makes sense for a lot of my work that I want to make available for reproduction.

This does not mean I am giving up on limited edition prints. This just means that I now have a new affordable medium to get my work into the few hands that appreciate it, quicker and easier than before.

This also allows me to release old designs on new products. So for all of you who asked for Wormhole Research on a tee, or VOMIT on a skateboard, etc… this is for you… all 3 or 4 of you. Therefore, I have decided to make some previously released designs available on new products.

And for the flippers and collectors that bought my prints, not to worry, your original limited edition prints are still just as original, and just as unique. I will not be re-releasing limited edition screen print designs as unlimited print runs.

So, without further ado, I present to you KENYONB on Artsprojekt.com

Who is on Twitter? Find me. Follow me. Tweet me. Retweet me. I’m working on some new stuff, good stuff, limited stuff, print on demand stuff, giveaways, & other stuff…

twitter.com/KENYONBcom

PS- Yes, I am back from the dead. More Updates to come…

…and a few more photos (with people) on Streetlab’s web site.

A new print set featuring 3 mockingbirds talking shit. (get it? MOCK-ing-birds???) Each print comes with an empty text bubble. Let me fill in the blanks, or leave them blank and write in your own Yo Momma snap.  Impress your friends! Piss off your friends’ moms!!!

Available in the $HOP
Contact me after ordering and let me know how you want each print to read.

Need a little inspiration?

Parlor Gallery is having a holiday party and art show tonight featuring works by a ton of artists and every piece is under $500. So be naughty and buy something nice for yourself. (see how I did that?)

In honor of this first holiday together, the Parlor crew has put together a show that is a collection of works by artists that we have worked with throughout the year, family, and friends…And to thank you for your support this year, all the works of art in this show will be under $500

Featuring works by:
jill ricci, porkchop, bradley hoffer, james vance, denis randall, jason mcKittrick, billy chuck, jeff hand, andy pawlan, kenyon b, punchgut, mike egan, nancy tobin, heidi kirkpatrick, joKa, papermonster, jack the ripper, pete pedersen, liz lorini, michael haleta, gris grimly, ragnar, sunny buick, ed fox, carolyn weltman, kristen easthope, angie mason, kristen ferrell, aaron tompkins, martina secondo russo, frank russo, derek gores, kristin tercek, ed mironiuk, steven sultan, kate hiltz, jana crawford, dahlia elsayed, andrew demirjian & more..much, much more!!

December 11th from 7pm-11pm

Parlor gallery
717 cookman ave
(the art bloc of cookman ave)
asbury park, nj 07712

Sounds like a good Shel Silverstein poem, but it’s a group show put on by Mather:Kunst (Andenken Gallery affiliation) at Streetlab in Amsterdam.

This Group Exhibition features work from 6 contemporary American artists:  Evan Hecox, Rich Jacobs, Kenyon Bajus,
Buff Monster, Amanda Marie and Exploding Dog.  Artwork from the exhibit will be available for purchase.

The aim is to show how vastly different the perspective of each artist is, whilst visually marking a strange thread that
binds them all in the important web of contemporary culture.

In a nut shell, each of these artist’s personal story is a stone in a wide stream of amazing progressive visual art.

After you’re done buying up all my original pieces and prints at the show, stop by Wolf & Pack and buy all my tees and prints there… BEEEYAAAATCH!!!

The Juxtapoz 15th Anniversary Auction The Big Payback is live online and awaiting your hard earned money. I’ve got a group of work available for one lucky bidder.

Online auction:
http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/juxtapoz/catalog_items

Juxtapoz Auction blog:
http://www.juxtapoz.com/auction/

The good cause:
http://powerhouseproject.com/

Upper Playground released a killer new book with t-shirt graphics galore celebrating their 10 years in the business. I got my hands on a copy and was proud to find some of my tees in there and be in such fine company. Pick it up and go back in time with some of the dopest tees from a ton of talented artists. This is one helluva retrospective, so be careful putting it down on your coffee table… it’s a big ‘un!

Available at the Upper Playground store:
https://www.upperplaygroundstore.com/catalog/item/up_10_4778

JUXTAPOZ ART & CULTURE MAGAZINE TURNS 15 AND THROWS CHARITY ART AUCTION AND EVENT IN LOS ANGELES HOSTED BY UPPER PLAYGROUND

All Proceeds from the Event Support Power House Project of Detroit

WHY: Proceeds from “The Big Payback” auction will support the goal of purchasing five homes and employing local Detroit contractors, electricians, plumbers, and carpenters to perform the renovations. Selected artists will also be invited to participate in the remodeling. The event aims to raise the consciousness of both the problems of people disenfranchised by the nation’s economic crisis, as well as encourage a sense of community in the art world and inspire people to effect positive social change in their own communities.

WHO: Juxtapoz Art & Culture Magazine celebrates its 15th anniversary with “The Big Payback,” an online charity art auction and a special event in Los Angeles hosted by Upper Playground. The event benefits the non-profit Power House Project of Detroit.

WHAT: “The Big Payback” auction features original artwork from over 100 national and internationally renowned contemporary artists including: Matthew Barney, Swoon, CR Stecyk III, Robert Williams, Todd Schorr, Estevan Oriol, Mister Cartoon, Shepard Fairey, Doze Green, Todd “Reas” James, Thomas Campbell, Tim Biskup, KR, Big Daddy Roth, WK Interact, Clayton Brothers, Andrew Schoultz, James Jean, Ron English, Craola, David Choe, Mike Giant, Paul Insect, Jeremy Fish, Alex Pardee, Saber, David Ellis, Boogie, D*Face, Cody Hudson, Herbert Baglione.

All proceeds from the auction to be donated to the Power House Project to help purchase and renovate foreclosed and abandoned homes in the Detroit area.

In celebration of the auction and Juxtapoz’s 15th anniversary, Upper Playground will host an exclusive event in Los Angeles on November 14, 2009 to view the featured artwork on display and meet with the contributing artists.

WHEN: Saturday, November 14, 2009 from 7-11 pm
WHERE: The Factory Place Arts Complex, 1308 Factory Place, Los Angeles, CA 90013

The Big Payback 15th Anniversary Art Auction artwork will be made available for bidding only online via www.CharityBuzz.com/Auctions/Juxtapoz starting October 28th and ending November 20th, 2009.

Happy bidding.

PS- they have the #1/100 Dark SIde print.

Every now and then, I get a nice email to break the influx of hate email. But my most recent piece of fan mail was extra special because it wasn’t just an email, but an old fashioned snail mail letter with a drawing!!! This kid and I could hang out for days making drawings like this.

Summer is gone. It’s getting colder. But one good thing about the cooler weather is that the dog shit doesn’t smell as badly. Especially when I get it on my shoes.

I took this photo one hot summer afternoon in the backyard. Those flies are really digging in and it only took them just a few seconds to hone in and find that turd…

Check out the little guy waiting to get in on the action like a hyena. Look at the upper left corner of the first photo. He’s just a wee little guy.

I want to install this in the middle of my bathroom and pee in it from any corner of the room.

Dedicated to Ted. Anyway…are they all dead yet?

My left coast friend John, who just happens to run Typographical and Selector! dropped a nice reggae mix on me via email some bit ago. Try it, you’ll like it

http://www.mediafire.com/?yzjzkzkn2wt

Michael Jackson playing make believe in his Neverland Ranch riding Falkor from the NeverEnding Story with Tinker Bell from Neverland flying by his side… This is The Never NeverEnding Story.

Add to cart and “don’t stop ’til you get enough!”
http://www.kenyonb.com/buy.php#nevernever

I’ve been packing up all the recent orders for the Dark Side print. So instead of staring at a wall while rolling up prints, packing tubes, taping tubes, labeling tubes… I decided to play FMJ on the laptop. Good idea. I love this movie. I even wrote essays on this in college. And for my fellow FMJ fans, I am sure I don’t have to remind you about this print and this tee.

Anyway… Alabama black snake. hahaha.

Star Wars and Full Metal Jacket is like chocolate and peanut butter… Darth Vader and Private Joker’s helmet epitomize the duality of man, or “the Jungian thing, Sir.”

And even if you aren’t picking up on my FMJ reference, you have to admit this is one badass looking poster. This is printed using clear gloss on matte black for the perfect black on black.

Buy one first, then tell your friends.
http://www.kenyonb.com/buy.php#dark_side